buzzfeed:

Everyone Is Heartbroken Over Gotti The Sad Pit Bull After People Refused To Pet Him

“Later on in the night I FaceTimed my mom and she said that people pet him because my aunt said you had to pet him to get candy,” William said. “He got lots of pats by the end of the night, and was a happy camper.”

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primeministerofpetty:

soulquaticvibrancy:

afropenubian:

chasingthathigh:

When you see someone flirting under bae’s pictures

This😂😂😂😂

MAKE THIS GO VIRAL LIKE WHY YOU LYIN

@archduchessofpetty

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sushinfood:

republicangarbage:

acciolunas:

the-vaudevillain:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

laughterkey:

jenawithonen:

Men are fucking disgusting, part 2485726364784483762367472636474

What the ACTUAL fuck?

do…men understand that you cant just….buy birth control…in the store………….like condoms?????? you…cant really shop around…for birth control?????

Also you don’t like??? Take MORE??? Because you’re having a ton of sex??? Like you always take the same amount wtf

men are so fucking oblivious we need better sex ed

“Don’t know how to shop” I’m physically repelled omg

“a party favor” someone kick this man in the head

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lolodapsycho:

this-isnt-my-bra:

Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”

HOLY SHIT

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restlessgrrl:

PRESIDENT DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON 2020 WE WERE BLIND BUT NOW WE SEE

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killapunk:

catsbeaversandducks:

Osiris and Riff Ratt 

Osiris is a 3-year-old Dutch Shepherd mix. Riff Ratt is a 3-month-old fancy rat. They live in Chicago and they’re BFFs.

Photos by ©Osiris + Riff Ratt

I am LOVING that “he licked back!?!?” face up there

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sykoskittles:

throwoveryourman:

this dog getting washed with bouncy music in the background is like a genre of its own

I needed this more than I care to admit

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thegreenwolf:

currentsinbiology:

Baby Tortoises Show Up In The Galapagos For The First Time In Over A Century

 There hadn’t been one single baby tortoise sighting in more than a century on the Galapagos Island of Pinzon, until a small group of the tiny, shelled youngsters were spotted this year.

The recent births are helping to pull the critically endangered animals back from the brink of extinction after they were nearly laid to waste as a result of human activity.

This is huge news for a species that has been struggling to survive for a century, relying on humans raising young tortoises bred in captivity until they are large enough to not fall prey to rats and predators.

Have some good news!

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puppy95:

shylocks:

this is like surrealist art

THIS GETS ME EVBERYTIME LIKE HOW DOESNT HE KNOW

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taurusqueer:

Me: I can’t STAND country 

Miss Carrie Underwood: I DUG MY KEY INTO THE SIDE OF HIS PURTY LITTLE SOUPED-UP FOUR WHEEL DRIVE

Me:

image

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lottalace:

refinery29:

The Rock Has An Inspiring Message For People With Depression

Johnson shares how an episode of depression eventually led him to professional wrestling, and what he learned from the experience. 

WATCH THE VIDEO

GIFS VIA.

He’s truly an angel & we are blessed by his existence

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